{"id":42,"date":"2006-01-16T14:21:11","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T14:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.bananasplit.info\/?p=42"},"modified":"2006-01-16T14:24:23","modified_gmt":"2006-01-16T14:24:23","slug":"blah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Blah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>16th January and still not a sniff of a guitar being delivered.  Now I wish I&#8217;d payed that bit extra and bought one in town.  I ordered mine through a company called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.piedog.com\">Piedog<\/a> and expected it to be delivered on the 7th January.  I&#8217;ve received various emails from them stating that various bits will be despatched on various dates but so far, zilch.<\/p>\n<p>I guess coming from the computer world, I am used to orders being despatched on the day I place them and then hearing the doorbell ring at the crack of dawn the next morning so I can sign for a parcel.  Sadly this concept of stocking items and rapid turn-arounds doesn&#8217;t extend to all areas of Internet shopping.  Piedog, it seems are a big exception.  I placed the order on 21st December which is fast approaching a whole month ago.  In short, I am becoming impatient.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blah is short for, &#8220;My guitar hasn&#8217;t turned up yet&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guitar","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.stmellion.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}